The Dick Book. Tuning Your Favorite Body Part - Gay Sex Guide

von: Micha Schulze, Christian Scheuss

Bruno Gmünder Verlag, 2013

ISBN: 9783867874731 , 184 Seiten

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The Dick Book. Tuning Your Favorite Body Part - Gay Sex Guide


 

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People always say that men think with their dicks. We don’t know whether this is true for everyone. But this book ponders nothing but cock. Let’s start the journey!

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The Dick: Biological Facts

The male sexual organ is rooted in the interior of the pelvis. Anchored by muscles and ligaments, the root of your dick can be found by pushing your finger gently into the taint, which lies between your testicles and your ass.

The exterior of the penis includes the glans, the sensitive tip of the organ. Below it is the atrioventricular groove, the circular dent. In contrast to the U.S. and Canada, most men in Europe and Latin America are uncut, so the foreskin lies above the glans. A small elastic band (frenulum) fixates the prepuce, as the foreskin is also called, below the glans.

The penis contains regions of erectile tissue (corpus cavernosum), responsible for making the organ grow when you are excited. In this case, blood flows into the tissue, which expands it. Three of these expandable tissues lie between the glans and the penis root. Muscle fibers keep the hollow areas small, as long as the brain does not give other instructions. When you are sexually aroused, these fibers relax and the corpus cavernosum blocks the veins, preventing blood from leaving the penis. The stiffy that results is caused by congested blood, and the internal pressure is enormous—twenty times higher than normal, approximately the same as in a standard bicycle tire.

We should also mention the scrotum, which hides behind the penis. It contains and protects the testicles—your balls—which produce testosterone and sperm. The testicles hang outside the body, because, in order to produce sperm, the temperature has to be lower than body temperature. This area is extremely sensitive to touch. Next to the glans, the scrotum is one of the most erogenous zones in the male body.

Statistics

A study by the University of Essen, Germany, suggests that the average penis measures between three and four inches. Erect, it grows to from five to seven inches. Ninety-five percent of men are within this range; significant deviations are found in a tiny minority. The survey of German men indicated an average erect length of 5.7 inches and an average diameter of 1.6 inches.

The longest penis ever measured in a male human is 13.5 inches, with a circumference of 6.3 inches! And the cock is no urban legend—American physician Dr. Robert L. Dickinson provided photographic proof in the early twentieth century. Other sex researchers (Alfred Kinsey, Masters & Johnson) have also reported extraordinary penis lengths of between nine and twelve inches.

In contrast to the overachievers, there is scientific evidence of penises as wee as 0.4 inches. The term for this phenomenon: micropenis. Microsurgical techniques can enlarge these mini-cocks, but only up to 1.5 inches.

It’s no surprise that, on gay dating sites like gayromeo.com or gaydar.co.uk, gay boys brag about huge members. And the younger the men, it seems, the more they describe their Johnsons as XXL, sexual fantasies and wishful thinking diddling with reality. In the real world, though, no one need be sad about a four-inch dick; after all, they’re among the silent majority.

Cocks continue to grow until age eighteen or nineteen, and reassuringly, don’t shrink as we age—there is no difference in length between old and young men, though the circumference of the penis is slightly bigger in young men, at the glans as well as the base.

Do Africans on average have a bigger organ than Europeans? And are small members really more prevalent among Asians? We can’t give you a reliable answer to this question, since there are no scientific international studies on the subject.

What research exists is more entertaining than serious. A non-representative study by the Spanish company Andromedical concluded that the French have the biggest wieners, an average length of 6.2 inches, followed by Italians with 5.9 inches. According to this study, the international average is 5.5 inches. Below average are the Brits, with five inches, while the average Indian cock is four inches and South Koreans come in at last place, with 3.7 inches.

So, for international comparisons, you’ll have to do the research yourself, one cock (and man) at a time. But let’s be clear—there are five-foot Thai guys with megacocks and there are black guys with mini-pee-pees. Sexual fantasies are okay, as long as you know that fantasies are seldom reality.

By the way, the strength of the penis is measured in kilograms, measured by lifting weights attached to the penis with a leather belt. The weight that you can just raise standing up signifies the strength of your penis. Usually it is between twenty-two and fifty-five pounds. Of course, you should not overdo this test (more in Fitter—The Penis: (Sex) Accidents and Diseases).

Grid Investigation at Gayromeo

In some European countries, Gayromeo.com is referred to as the gay general registration office. So we decided to do a grid investigation of its users. In 2006, 218,926 German men were registered, making it the country with the most users. That’s 0.27 percent of the German population of 82 million inhabitants.

Our study revealed that 36,501 (16.7 percent) of the German users were cut, 77,790 (35.5 percent) were uncut, and the balance were silent about their status. About half of all users, 114,000, posted their penis size; 2,793 (2.4 percent) boasted of an XXL wiener; 20,701 (18.1 percent) promised dick size XL; 53,109 (46.5 percent) offered size L; and 35,432 (31 percent) gave themselves a dick size of M. Only 2,256 said they had a “small” penis—fewer than 2 percent. Overall, Gayromeo members didn’t seem to exaggerate too much about their, ahem, members.

By these means interesting comparisons can be drawn—and clichés can be checked: for example, there are 6,949 users from the UK registered, but only 100 declare that they have penis size S. This is only a 1.4 percent share, less than in Germany. Of the 4,034 users worldwide who say they are black, 271 declare they have an XXL hammer. That’s 6.7 percent compared with a 2.4 percent share in Germany. Please note: this is not a representative comparison of self-assessment. Instead of listing their true size, many men consciously enter clichés and deception. This is why youth up to twenty-six years of age claim they “have” an XXL dick size (4 percent), whereas for men older than fifty, the number is 1.8 percent.

Comparing this data and the actual size is a “science” in itself. For some, however, it’s stimulating, since it leaves room for surprises.

Every Inch Counts: More Hard Data

The average penis dangles 3.5 inches.

Erect, it’s nearly three inches longer.

Fifteen percent of all men have a seven-inch boner.

Three percent of the male population have an impressive eight inches.

Two of every 1,000 men rejoice over ten inches.

According to projections, there are about 5,000 penises in the world longer than twelve inches when erect.

One of 100 manage to penetrate themselves.

Three out of 1,000 men are able to blow themselves

(autofellatio).

At birth, the male sexual organ is about two inches long.

Compared to the penis of a gorilla, the human dick is huge; the great ape’s miniscule penis is only an inch long when erect.

Thirty-nine percent of men think their penises are too small (U.S. study).

Thirty-three percent would like to get a penis enlargement. If the operation were free and without pain, even more men would seek the surgery (U.S study).

A poll of 1,000 American gay men showed that thirty-seven percent consider their partners’ penis size important—and all of...